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Car review in haiku: Ford C-Max Hybrid

2013 Ford C-Max Hybrid, yesterday

2013 Ford C-Max Hybrid, yesterday

Look out, Prius v!
C-Max will defeat you like
Contour di– oh, wait.

  • Model/price as tested: 2013 Ford C-Max Hybrid SEL, $29,940
  • Powertrain: 2.0 liter hybrid, 188 hp, front-wheel-drive
  • Fuel economy: 47 MPG city/47 MPG highway

Autoblopnik attended a press event for an entirely different car, but then we saw a C-Max on the street and decided to write about it instead because it’s funnier.

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Car review in haiku: Scion FR-S

2013 Scion FR-S, yesterday

2013 Scion FR-S, yesterday

Lo, what joy is this?
Balance! Graceful oversteer!
Too bad it’s so slow.

  • Model/price as tested: 2013 Scion FR-S, $24,955
  • Powertrain: 2.0 liter flat 4, 200 hp, rear-wheel-drive
  • Fuel economy: 22-25 MPG city/30-34 MPG highway

Autoblopnik attended a Scion-funded press event using credentials stolen from Barry Winfield. Sorry, Barry, and we hope your head feels better.

Car review in haiku: Cadillac XTS

2013 Cadillac XTS

2013 Cadillac XTS

Leather so serene,
Chromy glitz, but underneath
It’s just a LaCrosse.

  • Model/price as tested: 2013 Cadillac XTS Platinum, $59.080
  • Powertrain: 3.6 liter V6, 304 hp, front-wheel-drive
  • Fuel economy: 17 MPG city/18 MPG highway

Autoblopnik attended a press preview, to which we were not invited, in order to facilitate this review.

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