Car review in haiku: Jaguar F-Type R Coupe

2015 Jaguar F-Type R Coupe, yesterday

2015 Jaguar F-Type R Coupe, yesterday

Shades of classic E,
Menacing looks promise speed.
Too bad it won’t start.

  • Model/price as tested: 2015 Jaguar F-Type S Coupe, $111,925
  • Powertrain: 5.0 liter supercharged V8, 550 hp, rear-wheel-drive
  • Performance: 0-60 4.0 seconds, top speed 190 MPH

Disclaimer: Autoblopnik may or may not have been present at a press event to which selected members of the media were invited. Or we might have just looked longingly at an F-Type through a dealer showroom window while we waited for the oil to be changed on our Dodge Colt.

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