A day after it was revealed that serial hypocrite Josh Duggar had an account on AshleyMadison.com and cheated on his wife, new embarrassing revelations have come to light about the self-admitted kiddy fiddler.

In a written statement, Mr. Duggar stated, “It has recently come to light that for a period of time in my life, I drove a Toyota Corolla. I am a horrid, child-molesting hypocrite. While espousing the pursuit of a better life, I have been secretly driving the most boring, soulless car ever created.

“While I appreciate that God and my family have been able to forgive me for fondling the breasts and genitals of underage children, looking at porn, and paying money to a site so I could have sex with someone more interesting and ambitious than my wife,” Chester’s statement continued, “I realize I may now have committed an unforgivable sin. I apologize to my family, my fans, and Jesus.”

Asked if she planned to stay with her husband, Anna Duggar, in a rare public statement, said, “I really don’t know. I can live with Josh wanting to bang other women, and I can even raise two daughters in the same house as a man who admittedly molested several young girls including his own sisters and got away with it. But share my bed with a man who drives a Toyota Corolla? That’s something I’m really going to have to pray about.”

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