2019 Mercedes-Benz G-Class road test
By Allen Bingefarter, Roadest Editor Distinctive off roader gets its first redesign in four dickades The Mercedes-Benz Galumferwagen was conceived…
Skruth’s Shorts: 2018 Nissan Altima Rental Review
by Mick Skruth So there I was, standing at the head of the Super Gold Platinum Mega Elite aisle with…
Toyota confirms new outbreak of dreaded 86 Disease
GUN BARREL CITY, TEXAS—Toyota Motor Manufactory today confirmed what many in the industry have suspected for many months—the recurrence of…
Cullinan prototype damaged in freak accident
Rolls-Royce Motor Cars plc Ltd. GmBH today announced that the sole Cullinan prototype was severely damaged in a freak accident.…
2018 Subaru WRX STI Type RA Road Test
By Allen Bingefarter, Rolaids Editor How do you improve on a leg end? That’s the question asked and answered by…
Musk says robots are cause of Model 3 woes
Elon Musk, Tesla’s Head of Everything, today says robots are to blame for the slow launch of the company’s highly…
A New Yorker’s Guide to Visiting New York
by Joey Scallini Hey-yo, fucko! Welcome to my town! Otto Blopnik says a lot of you will be coming to…
Skruth’s Shorts: How To Be An Automotive Writer But Were Afraid To Ask — by Mick Skruth
Bick Skruth is an experienced racer, fecal quality control engineer, and a regular contributor to Autoblopnik. He’s unavailable this week…
Five Best Cars for Search Engine Optimization—You Won’t Believe Number 2!
By Staff Writer Are you writing car articles to boost your Google traffic and generate click-through to your revenue-sharing partners…