Tesla Motors revealed as elaborate April Fools’ prank
Esteemed motor news site Automotive Nudes today reported that Tesla Motors, builder of high-performance battery-powered electric vehicles, is in fact…
Toyota fires interior designer for making Camry “too interesting”
Toyota announced today that they have fired lead Camry interior designer Ashiro Nakasota in the wake of praise for the…
2014 Range Rover boasts revolutionary new styling
Range Rover today revealed the all-new 2014 Range Rover which, according to the press release, “represents a revolutionary new styling…
Beetle Hitler Edition celebrates Volkswagen’s roots
Volkswagen today unveiled the Beetle Hitler Edition, a limited-run model that commemorates the 75th anniversary of the world-renowned People’s Car.…
Daimler relaunches Maybach as budget-priced shitbox
Just days after ceasing production of its ultra-luxury Maybach vehicles, Daimler AG has announced that they will re-launch the brand…
Automakers halt sports car development due to Nürburgring uncertainty
Several automakers, including BMW, Audi, Toyota and General Motors, have announced that they will halt all sports car development and…
Ford sends out 15,000,000th press release
Ford today issued a press release saying that it had reached its goal of sending out 15,000,000 press releases. “This…
Chevrolet developing million-horsepower Camaro
In an effort to put a definitive end to the Camaro vs. Mustang horsepower race, Chevrolet says they are working…
Cadillac cancels compact car due to lack of letters at beginning of alphabet
Cadillac today announced that they have halted development of a B-segment compact hatchback due to a lack of available letters…