Buick re-hires Tiger Woods
Buick, which fired spokesgolfer Tiger Woods in 2010 because of his marital infidelity, has now re-hired the champion golfer for…
Aston Martin CEO admits that he can’t tell their cars apart, either
After an embarrassing incident in which Aston-Martin CEO Dr. Ulrich Bez was photographed trying to start a marketing manager’s DB9…
Land Rover to halt sales to washed-up celebrities
Autoblopnik has uncovered an internal company memo in which Jaguar-Land Rover has directed its dealers to stop selling Land Rover…
Chevrolet Volt target of new safety concerns
Hot on the heels of a Chevrolet Volt bursting into flames three weeks after a crash test because no one…
Toyota announces new “Corolla Drivers Are Interesting” ad campaign
In an effort to dispel the notion that both the Toyota Corolla and the people who drive them are insufferably…
Chrysler unveils 2013 Chrysler 200 Real Piece of Shit Edition
Chrysler today took the wraps off a new limited-production model of the 200 called the Real Piece of Shit Edition.…
Mercedes-Benz sold to British consortium
Daimler AG today announced the sale of its Mercedes-Benz division to a consortium of British investors doing business as New…
Mazda shocks diesel world with ultra-low-compression engine
The diesel community, already reeling from the low 14:1 compression ratio in Mazda’s new Skyactiv-D diesel, were absolutely gob-smacked when…
Facelifted 2013 Hyundai Sonata to include magical horse
Hyundai has announced details of the facelifted 2013 Sonata, including a radically lower price and a long list of industry-first…