Joel Ewanick ponders next career move, saves US aircraft industry
Former General Motors marketing chief Joel Ewanick granted an exclusive interview to Autoblopnik in which he said he is going…
Joel Ewanick fired after staying at GM too long
General Motors shocked the automotive community on Sunday by announcing that marketing chief Joel Ewanick had been asked for his…
Suzuki implicates itself in teenage prostitution scandal
Suzuki today announced that its own management was behind a recent teenage prostitution scandal that failed to rock the company.…
Buick re-hires Tiger Woods
Buick, which fired spokesgolfer Tiger Woods in 2010 because of his marital infidelity, has now re-hired the champion golfer for…
Aston Martin CEO admits that he can’t tell their cars apart, either
After an embarrassing incident in which Aston-Martin CEO Dr. Ulrich Bez was photographed trying to start a marketing manager’s DB9…
Land Rover to halt sales to washed-up celebrities
Autoblopnik has uncovered an internal company memo in which Jaguar-Land Rover has directed its dealers to stop selling Land Rover…
Chevrolet Volt target of new safety concerns
Hot on the heels of a Chevrolet Volt bursting into flames three weeks after a crash test because no one…
Toyota announces new “Corolla Drivers Are Interesting” ad campaign
In an effort to dispel the notion that both the Toyota Corolla and the people who drive them are insufferably…
Chrysler unveils 2013 Chrysler 200 Real Piece of Shit Edition
Chrysler today took the wraps off a new limited-production model of the 200 called the Real Piece of Shit Edition.…